You only need two things to make serious money with Facebook:
1) Tons of Facebook friends. If you don’t have a Facebook account, sign-up for one here.
2) PayPal account. If you don’t have a PayPal account, sign-up for one here.
Log in to your Facebook and PayPal accounts, follow these simple steps and you’ll be making serious money with Facebook in no time:
1) Make sure you start with tons of Facebook friends. If you log in to Facebook, you can add more friends using Facebook’s “Find Friends” feature.
2) Create a new Facebook list with exactly twenty of your most generous friends and name it “Make Money”. You can do this by logging in to Facebook and using the “Create New List” feature on your “Friends” page to manually add twenty of your most generous friends to your new “Make Money” list.
3) Compose a message to your new “Make Money” list. You can do this using Facebook’s “Compose Message” feature and typing “Make Money” in the “To:” field.
Complete the message by adding a compelling teaser to the “Subject:” field and urging your friends to send large amounts of money to your PayPal account in the message’s body. Provide them with a link to PayPal’s sign-up page in case they don’t have a PayPal account.
If you follow these steps, you will soon be making serious money with Facebook.
John Beck shows you how to buy single-family homes, condos, and riverfront property for pennies on the dollar. Own them free and clear. Find, purchase, and resell over the Internet. One dude bought his first property for under $127 using Beck’s real estate system.
Beck is a real estate broker, real estate consultant, and a respected real estate attorney who has been listed in Who’s Who In Creative Real Estate. He is a complete genius.
In early 2007, to create subliminal brand awareness for this blog we sponsored an artist to create a song and title it “Crash Into The Sun.” Excluding the song’s title, the artist was given full creative control over the song. We used our connections at David Byrne’s Luaka Bop record label to hookup with Jim White and the rest is history.
Yesterday, we wrote about the Church of Scientology running a multi-million dollar ad campaign in the face of recent bad press. Subsequently, we were emailed by a Scientology media person asking if we would place links to a YouTube playlist on our blog in exchange for money. We said yes.
Update: Scientology ad campaign is no longer running.
The St. Peterburg Times did a special report on David Miscavige and created a multi-million dollar ad windfall for cable TV and Wired.com. Journalists should write more exposés on board chairmen who hold their executives hostage and blast Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody while beating them.
What if Osama had channeled his energy and extreme nature into standup comedy or creating ad campaigns for companies like Burger King or Microsoft? Would he have a handful of HBO one-hour comedy specials under his belt? Would he have created an ad campaign for Chrysler saving them from Chapter 11? Would he be starring in a movie this summer that makes Brüno seem like Mr. Rogers?
After you become an ordained pastor, you can write books, start record labels, travel to porn conventions, make documentary films, create porn accountability software, and start churches with headline-friendly names. Just like Craig Gross.
Tim McGraw has created yet another wonderful fragrance called Southern Blend. Don’t worry about its manly factor because ‘ol Timmy put some tobacco and whiskey in it. I can’t wait until Coty Beauty releases the Dennis Rodman fragrance collection.
Warning: Taking Hero Tabs is like ferret-legging, except with ferret-legging the aggressive, angry beast isn’t an attached organ.
“Ferret-legging” is a sport where you put two ferrets inside your pants after first tying your pant cuffs firmly to your ankles. The goal is to keep the ferrets in your pants longer than your competitors and pray the ferrets don’t cause extreme blood loss or claw or bite any major arteries.
